Imagine an alien lands on planet earth in the Summer of 2024 - and has a strange but urgent request: They need for you to map out the perfect day at the Jersey Shore...and specifically, they want to know the perfect day in Margate, NJ - or else.....well, we don't want to discuss what else.
We want to give them what they want, because aliens can be sort of unpredictable, especially after a long trip across a bumpy univerwse, on an empty stomach, and even worse - after their intergalatic football team hasn't made the playoffs for 9 light years straight, mostly because they can't defend the run and have tight ends that it turns out, like most aliens, tend to choke in tight games.
So while we can't really relate (#Gobirds) we do want to be helpful, as our career as a species may hang in the balance.
We want to know what the perfect day looks like in Margate circa Summer 2024 - leave your suggestions in the community comments below - and we'll add them to the map without disrupting the cosmos, because, let's be honest - we've got a few months before the world series, and we don't want to screw anything up on a cosmic scale.
#gobirds.
